Tuesday, November 08, 2005

More Thoughts to Ponder

1. Who do banks charge a fee for "insufficient funds" when they know there isn't enough money in your account?
2. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is still wet?
3. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
4. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but duck when someone throws something at him?
5. Whose idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"?
6. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
7. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?
8. Is there ever a day when mattresses aren't on sale?
9. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
10. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then throw it back down to give the vacuum one more chance? C'mon. I know at least one other person out there has done this!
11. You know when you're walking down the supermarket aisle and someone rams your ankle with the shopping cart, then apologizes for doing so? Why do we say, "It's alright"? Well, it isn't alright, so why don't we just say, "That hurt, you fuckin' idiot"?
12. In the Winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in the Summer when we were complaining about it?
13. You know those plastic bags in the produce section (or even a garbage bag)? Why is it that they will never open on your first try?
14. Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
15. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
The statistics on sanity (or mind blowing insanity) - couldn't resist the plug there - are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends; if they're OK, then it's you.

8 Comments:

Blogger cityman05 Opined...

If you melt dry ice, can you take a bath without getting wet?

November 08, 2005 10:09 AM  
Blogger Jinsane Opined...

Interesting question, Kip! I'll do some research!

November 08, 2005 10:14 AM  
Blogger TwistedPain Opined...

Don't think I saw this one either...
"What did Geronimo yell when he jumped out of a very high place?" (Meeeeeeeeeee?)

November 08, 2005 10:31 AM  
Blogger Jinsane Opined...

You kill me Twisty!

November 08, 2005 10:47 AM  
Blogger Automaton Overlord, Esq. Opined...

why do 24 hour convenience store have locks on their doors?

November 08, 2005 1:27 PM  
Blogger Jinsane Opined...

Tang: Another awesome question! Thanks for stopping by!

November 08, 2005 2:00 PM  
Blogger TwistedPain Opined...

People sell cigarettes at gas stations where smoking is for the most part prohibited. And use drivers licenses to buy beer when drinking and driving is illegal. Some things are best left undiscussed I guess.

November 08, 2005 2:34 PM  
Blogger Jinsane Opined...

Twisty: Hah...that hilarious!

November 08, 2005 2:54 PM  

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