Tuesday, November 01, 2005

And The Winner Is....

And this year's Filthiest Crack Whore Award goes to......Jen!

"Oh My God! I had no idea that I would win. I'm among so many qualified applicants. I don't know what to say or where to start. First of all, I would like to thank Eric McPherson for making this all possible. Without his belief in me, I would never have achieved such a remarkable feat. I feel like such an idiot for not listening to him sooner. Ball-less men with nothing better to do than tear other people down really are the smartest people alive. I couldn't have done it without him. This is such an honor. I hope to do the title proud."

If you're new to this game, read my post "Freedom of Speech..." and find the bastard's comment that I'm referring to. Thanks.


Blogger TwistedPain Opined...

Although I have no idea whats going on, and feel like I'm an inch away from deserving a section 18 myself, I hope you don't entertain such thoughts longer than you laugh at them. Keep your chin up champ.

November 01, 2005 11:13 AM  
Blogger Jinsane Opined...

Read my post about Freedom of Speech and the wonderful comment written by Mr. McPherson. Then you'll understand. ;o)

November 01, 2005 11:24 AM  
Blogger TwistedPain Opined...

"I see" said the blind man. If you want, we can call some people, make him an offer he cant refuse and send him off to swim with the fishes. Kapisch?


November 01, 2005 11:36 AM  
Blogger Jinsane Opined...

Nah...I'd rather him have to live a full life in his miserable, pathetic, little world.

November 01, 2005 11:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous Opined...

I know I said let's just ignore him ("Eric"), but I already like TwistedPain's idea :)

Hey TwistedPain, let's make it a "communion". He won't be missed.

November 01, 2005 3:19 PM  
Blogger cityman05 Opined...

Hey, I already checked out Mr. Mcphereson. He doesn't leave a profile on his blog or his yahoo account. Sounds like a real coward to me. McPhereson probably isn't his real name.
I hate little nintendo geeks like him that try to hide behind the screen, because they are too much of a wuss to make it in the real world.
I also have the equipment at city hall to track him down through his Yahoo email address if need be.
Mcphereson Sucks!

November 01, 2005 8:43 PM  
Blogger alannajoy Opined...

Congratulations on your well earned (ahem...NOT) Award!!

You've made us all so proud!

November 01, 2005 11:28 PM  
Blogger Eric McPherson Opined...

I love the blog. I hope this teaches you all a lesson: Persistence pays off. My comments were deleted over and over again until Jen Jen gave up and left it. Instead of being ashamed of the scar, she decided to display it publicly. May this be a lesson to all of you. Don't just turn the other cheek... bend over and take it just like Jen Jen. She knows her place and has accepted it. Chinedu has accepted his place, too. It was imminent.

As far as your tracking devices go, Cityboy, there's no need. I already told you my name. I'll give you the address if you'd like. I'm not afraid of you. I'd slap you silly if you came to my doorstep. Just because you have a shitty job with a shit income don't think you sound so "special" because you have "connections in the police dept." Lol. Keep rambling on and on like you have some position of power... you pathetic fuck. Kiss my fucking ass. Your empty threats mean nothing to me. This isn't Singapore, jackass, you don't go to jail for posts on a Blog here by saying a racist comment. I assure you that citing the Seditions Act would get you laughed out of an attorney's office here.

And lastly, as far as "hiding behind a name" goes. I have given you all of my info. I'm not hiding you stupid fucks. I'm agging you on. Bring it on, you miserable fucks. Not a single one of you has entered the ring with me and lasted a round. So listen to Chinedu... give up, throw in the towel... or do as Jen Jen has done... bend over and take it like the filthy crackwhores that you are. Right, Jen Jen?

That's right, bitches



November 02, 2005 12:08 AM  
Blogger Jinsane Opined...

Did you hear that guys? Eric is "AGGING" us on. His posts just keep getting better and better.

I'm not sure which place I have accepted being in, but I'm sure we'll find out.

And yeah...since he offered, I'll take his address. He stated that he already gave us all of his information, which I have yet to see. No picture, no facts, just an email address.

I doubt you could take Cityman, but if think you would ever get away with "slapping anyone silly", bring it on bitch!

And, I'm not sure which ring you're talking about, but I'm still here asshole.

And as far as bending over...I don't bend for anyone.

November 02, 2005 9:30 AM  
Blogger cityman05 Opined...

Well, well, Mr. Mcpherson, (tough guy) hows about sending all of us your address if you're fine with that?
It seems we've really upset you with our comments. If I really thought you were worth a crap, I might feel alomst sorry for your pain, but I don't.
I thank you for your amusing comments. It is really fun to laugh at a loser like you. I do hope that someday you will find the medication you need.
Haaahaaaahhaaaahhaaaa.(thats right, I'm lauging at you not with you. Just like the kids in high school used to do.)
Looking forward to recieving your address.Heehee.

November 02, 2005 1:45 PM  

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