A Tear In My Beer? Maybe....

Well, I figured why not do a post on good ole' Country & Western Songs. There's no better time, then the present, to list some of the top songs on my list....of course with a little mixture of heartbreak and sarcasm - two wonderful ingredients of C&W music.

1. I Hate Every Bone In His Body, But The One In Mine

2. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day

3. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life,Then Number Two On You

4. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

5. How Can I Miss You, If You Won't Go Away?

6. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well

7. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

8. My Husband Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Her

9. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

10. His Teeth Were Stained But His Heart Was Pure

11. He's Looking Better After Every Beer

12. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Man, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few

And My Personal Favorites:

13. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

14. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out of Prison By Now

15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here

16. I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?

17. If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead Yet?

18. I'm The Only Hell Mama Every Raised

19. He Got the Gold Mine and I Got the Shaft

20. Thank God and Greyhound He's Gone

21. I Got the Ring and He Got the Finger

22. She Offered Honor, He Honored Her Offer, and All Through the Night it Was Honor and Offer

23. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

24. I Got In At 2 With a 10 and Woke Up at 10 With a 2

25. If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low