Joke of The Day
Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go before the Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.
Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in.
The Angel asks Dolly if there's a particular reason why she should go to Heaven, whereupon she takes off her top and says, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity."
The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and gargles. Then, she spits into the toilet, and pulls the lever.
The Angel says, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in."
Dolly is outraged and asks, "What was that all about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations, and you turn me down. She simply gargles and she gets in. Would you explain that to me?"
"Sorry Dolly, " says the Angel, "but in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair, no matter how big they are."
posted by Jinsane at 9:24 AM
9 Comments:
EJ: I wish it was Friday afternoon already! Unfortunately, it's only 10:00 a.m. here.....and rainy.
I wish I had a snare drum and a cymbal for that.
WW: Bud-a-bump bump. Chisssss!
Excellent Friday joke... very very funny stuff!! Enjoy the rest of the day!
Scott
I can't stop Laughing...... Oh where oh where is my printer? Have a great weekend.
LOL! Too funny, chickadee! Thanks for the laugh... was a much needed one to start the weekend off!
Take care, and have a good weekend yourself!
Scott: Thanks! I hope you have a great day as well!
Sag Sis: Glad you enjoyed!
Ellen: I hope you have a great weekend too!
he-he! I liked it, tho it's Sat already! They must've been trying to get in Poker Heaven....
Snags: That's my kind of heaven!!! LOL
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