Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Hump Day Fun......


I stole this from Os - the HNT Master........

Here’s the deal. Look at this list. Add up the fines associated with the crimes and give your total. You don’t have to say exactly what you did, just your total is fine. And there’s no need for explanations, unless you want to.

Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
While Os had fines totalling $385.60.....mine added up to $580.50. I'm a terrible person. Please note for the record that most of these fines did not involve any criminal activity!!! LMFAO
After reading everyone else's fines, I've come to the conclusion that I have lived a full life. ;o)

13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous Opined...

needgod.com

January 17, 2007 11:53 AM  
Blogger Jinsane Opined...

Anon: I don't need God....I already KNOW him. But thanks for the prayers!!!

January 17, 2007 12:00 PM  
Blogger TwistedPain Opined...

As usual... extremely close... Wouldnt expect anything less...

575.60

January 17, 2007 12:07 PM  
Blogger Sal Opined...

Mine was $755.60!

Nice pic. Looks like a good pose for HNT ... *wink*

January 17, 2007 1:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous Opined...

Ummmm $760.60... Is that bad?

January 17, 2007 1:35 PM  
Blogger Jinsane Opined...

Twisty: Of that, I have NO doubt! ;o)

Sal: You ARE a bad boy!!! Trust me, I've already thought of HNT!! LOL

Mr. A: Nah - I'll let you slide!!!

January 17, 2007 2:13 PM  
Blogger Neo Opined...

Jen - I stopped counting after 400$ LOL

Peace & Hugs,

- Neo

PS. How in the hell do you have sex while in jail? Oh wait, NM! EWWWWW!

January 17, 2007 2:44 PM  
Anonymous jsull28fl@yaho Opined...

$760.60
were you sposed to add up $40.00 each time u woke up with someone you didn't know?
I only used it once
js

January 17, 2007 4:05 PM  
Blogger Jinsane Opined...

Neo: It's probably a good thing that you stopped counting!!

JS: I only used everything once!! I'd hate to see the total if I hadn't!! ;o)

January 17, 2007 4:23 PM  
Anonymous js Opined...

lol yeah me too
damn i hadta get a calculator anyway.
I suspect there woulda been 2 more digets if it woulda been per time.
js

January 17, 2007 5:10 PM  
Blogger A Bronx Tale Opined...

$185.

i was doing good for a while then all of sudden the fines started adding up...

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....

yeah i know God too. i visit church weekly. but look at the fines. if you have a lot of sex you're a bad person. don't think so anonymous. that's why i love anonymous people. because they know exactly what to say.

January 17, 2007 11:28 PM  
Blogger A Bronx Tale Opined...

and by the way. AWESOME PIC..

January 17, 2007 11:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous Opined...

515.60

**sigh** - none of mine were criminal actions....

January 22, 2007 9:32 AM  

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