Ever Wonder.....

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can’t put mascara on with their mouths closed?
Why you don’t ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Why doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, but dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests your money called a "broker"?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour"?
Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitos?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments if they’re all stuck together?
Why aren’t there seat belts on buses?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport a "terminal"?