Tuesday, October 11, 2005

10 More Random Thoughts

Some are taken from a hilarious email I got today:

1. If people from Poland are called "Poles", why aren't people from Holland called "Holes"?
2. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
3. If a pig loses it's voice, is it disgruntled?
4. Why do croutons come in a sealed package? Aren't they just stale bread anyway?
5. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
6. What hair color do they put on the license of a bald man?
7. Why do hot dogs come in packages of ten, but buns only come in eight or twelve?
8. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
9. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then realize that you haven't fallen asleep yet.
10. Just remember....if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

6 Comments:

Blogger jtoledo Opined...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

October 11, 2005 4:26 PM  
Blogger cityman05 Opined...

I've got one for you.
Your consience is what hurts when all the rest of your parts feel sooo gooood.

October 11, 2005 6:10 PM  
Blogger Jinsane Opined...

Good one...and SOOOOO true.

October 12, 2005 9:57 AM  
Blogger cityman05 Opined...

Or, "if you melt dry ice, could you take a bath without getting wet?"

October 12, 2005 3:43 PM  
Blogger Chitney Opined...

LOL I love these! "onety one" hahahaaa...

Here's one more: Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?! Yeaahhh...weird. I like everyone else's contributions too!

October 13, 2005 4:22 PM  
Blogger Jinsane Opined...

Why do Rough and Tough sound alike, but Dough doesn't? Hmmmm.

October 14, 2005 9:16 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home