Tuesday, December 19, 2006

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED

* 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are We

* 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

* 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

* 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells....

4 Comments:

Blogger Osbasso Opined...

Very cute!

December 19, 2006 12:05 PM  
Blogger Scumbag Opined...

better watch out,
i think she's a guy,
i ain't quite sure but somethin' aint right,
hillary clinton's comin' to town!

December 19, 2006 5:39 PM  
Blogger Neo Opined...

Jen - Were they from your personal library of music?

Neo ducks

December 19, 2006 6:31 PM  
Blogger A Bronx Tale Opined...

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i was laughing out loud here. i'm a freak.

i don't know which i like the best.

* 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

or perhaps

* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?


haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...classic.

these were great. where you find them.

December 21, 2006 1:39 PM  

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